Have you heard this story?  Hear me out, this was way before Covid-19 existed so this robber wasn't educated yet about different types of face masks.

If you were to rob a business, you'd think to disguise your identity pretty well so surveillance cameras wouldn't be able to find you after your mission.  Well, according to this Illinois man, all you need is a plastic bag and confidence.

A very CLEAR plastic bag to be exact.

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In Belleville, Illinois a guy decided the only thing to keep him from getting arrested was a face mask.  Maybe it was also raining outside and he didn't have anything else to keep him dry - a 2 in 1 invention?

After entering a Circle K, cameras caught the guy with the CLEAREST face mask you could possibly ask for.  Take a look at this photo and tell me this isn't the dumbest disguise ever lol.

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The dude didn't even try to have his face covered, you can see his glasses, hairline, and entire being.  Was this intentional?  Did he want to be caught?

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Let's take a closer look.  I really hope he didn't think this was the best he could do.

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Also, is that a BLUE plastic bag on his right hand? WHAT IS THAT FOR?

I guess he demanded money from the clerk with his right hand so no fingerprints could be traced.  But, he still got arrested haha.  Go figure!

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