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Only Cop Left In Small Town Is A Dog
You've heard the phrase "top dog" before, right? Well, this dog is not only the top dog, he's also the highest ranking police officer in his small town.
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Weird News
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Brewpocalypse: Is it Safe to Drink Beer After A Nuclear Explosion?
Paranoid alcoholics all over the world have likely wondered, at one time or another, exactly how a Hiroshima-sized nuclear explosion would affect the beer supply in a post-apocalyptic civilization. We have, too.
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Whiny, Disgruntled Employee’s Scathing Email Goes Viral
We’ve all dreamed of doing it. That final “in-your-face” speech to the boss as we walk out the door of a thankless job. The verbal middle finger we spend those late nights and working holidays composing but never get to utter out loud.
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Grade School Football Team Has 6-foot-7, 225 Pound Kid on Roster
Think back to your days on the 8th grade football team. If you’re like us, you sat on the bench daydreaming about girls while the man-child that could already grow a beard ran sideline to sideline and crushed anyone in his path.
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Pizza Hut Menu Now Includes Pizza With Crust Made of Stuffed Cones
The new Cone Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut-- with a crust made of 12 calzone-like cones stuffed with either cream cheese, honey mustard chicken, or both -- really is the perfect dish to push the US obesity rate over the illusive 75% mark. But, alas, it's only available in the Middle East.
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Does Having Testicles Shorten Your Life Expectancy?
"That dude has huge balls," is often the epitaph of brave, rugged adventurers who die too young -- It's probably written on Steve McQueen's tombstone. This week, science discovered that it might be a little more literal than we imagined.
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Mother Objects to Teen Daughter Being Spanked By Vice Principal
When 15-year-old Taylor Santos, a sophomore at Springtown High School in Texas was called in to be disciplined for allegedly letting another student copy her work, she was punished by having a two-day suspension. In a bizarre request, after the first day, Taylor asked if she could be paddled instead of missing another day of school. The teen called her mother, who also approved the request.
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Authorities Make Daring Rescue…of a Sex Doll
It is not unusual to find the corpse of a woman doing the infamous hooker front float in the lakes, rivers and seas of Istanbul. But when that corpse turns out to be an abandoned inflatable sex doll
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Hunt Werewolves This Halloween
Do you ever have the urge to hunt a werewolf? If so, you are in luck. The event agency Chillisauce is now offering an overnight werewolf hunting experience.
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Dude Falls Asleep While Robbing House
A man who fell asleep while robbing a house was arrested in Washington County in Oregon.