See the Best Pickup Line to Use This Valentine’s Day in Indiana

If you're looking for the perfect pickup line to secure a last-minute date this Valentine's Day, I may have just the thing.

Valentine's Day is here, making it the perfect time to showcase the best pickup line for your Hoosier crush. There are thousands, perhaps millions, of great one-liners circulating today, with even more on the way thanks to AI. Since I'm no good with puns and terrible at flirting, I decided to enlist the help of ChatGPT to craft this one.

What Makes a Good Pickup Line?

According to ULoop, a good pickup line needs to be confident, contain a compliment, and of course, include some humor without vulgarity. One of my favorite lines ever uttered came from the mouth of Napoleon Dynamite in the 2004 film of the same name. Every time I hear it, it makes me laugh. It's certainly not one I would recommend using, but the clip above is one I turned to for inspiration in my latest quest.

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The Best Pickup Line to Use on a Hoosier

When it came down to picking the best pickup line to use on a Hoosier, ChatGPT had an abundance of options. I specifically requested that AI’s response include humor, a compliment, and something of interest to someone from Indiana. After scrolling through some really cheesy ones, I think the one below is gold:

Do you know what the best thing about Indiana is? Besides you, of course—it's that no matter how long I drive down Highway 41, I’ll always come back to you.

This one is still a little cheesy, but I'd still give it a 10/10. US 41 is notorious for wrecks, road construction, and other delays, so at least there’s some sentiment there. That said, I have no idea if it works. Are you willing to give it a try?