2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons).

That's right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed goes unnoticed - or unpunished.

In no particular order, here are the top 15 stupid criminals of 2013.

Darwin would be so proud.