It's just about wild turkey hunting time in the Tri-State, and just like the lyrics that are sung in "Chevy Van," by Sammy Johns, "...and that's all right with me!" Sorry, but I don't like wild turkeys. They are, in my mind, just like deer - a nuisance. They wander around aimlessly with no real purpose, running onto rural roadways and causing automobile accidents. They spread ticks and lice, too. So, I say, let the hunting games begin!