According to this snarky PSA, this year's election will be decided by the "Undecided Voter." And woe is us...

In one of the funnier segments of the evening, 'Saturday Night Live' poked fun at the 4% or so of Americans who haven't yet made up their minds about the upcoming Presidential election. The featured citizens felt themselves wise in holding back on their decision. Why? Because they lacked basic information — very basic. For example: the date of the election, who the current President is, and whether women (or even men) can vote. They also didn't know what oil is, whether they can die from simultaneous bodily emissions, or the location of the power cord to their laptops.

Perhaps this is why so much voter fraud goes undetected! It must be difficult to tell muddled votes like these from glitches in the system.