March 20 is Meatout Day (No Meat) – Not For Me!
At first I was excited that today was "Meatout" Day because I thought the term meant that you are supposed to go to a restaurant and eat meat! You know, meat - out. Then I found out what it really meant and I got kind of depressed. Why? Because I'm an omnivore, that's why. Sure, I eat lots of plants, but I also enjoy eating meats. So could I go for a day without eating meat?
The answer is, yes, if I really wanted to, but I don't want to, so I won't be going meatless today. I may not go meatless any day, but if I do, it's going to be on a day when meat isn't available. If you want to go meatless, for a day or even longer, I don't have a problem with that. Actually, there will be more meat for me then!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a hankerin' for a big juicy t-bone... or maybe some barbeque pork butt...or maybe some fried chicken...maybe some sizzlin' bacon...mmmm.