Okay, so this isn’t really Kristen Stewart, star of the ‘Twilight’ series. But the fake Kristen Stewart in this funny sketch from the folks at Barely Political reminds us not to let the hustle and bustle of consumerism distract us from remembering the true meaning of Christmas.

While there may be a few inconsistencies in the details of her adaptation of the Christmas story, Kristen’s telling is a little bit more entertaining than the version that most of us are familiar with.

Check out the hilarious video below to hear Kristen explain the story of the nativity scene in such a way that would make Charlie Brown need to borrow Linus’s comfort blanket.

[Via: Reddit and Barely Political]