Merry Christmas.

They're two simple words that you've said countless times over the years. Why not mix it up a bit? This handy video teaches you how to say "Merry Christmas" in two dozen different languages.

So, the next time you're at a boring holiday party, feel free to wow everyone else by starting a conversation with "sveikinu su sventom kaledom" (watch the video to see what language).

Other than the creepy guy who keeps trying to lure unsuspecting women under the mistletoe, your unrivaled mastery of linguistics will make you the most talked person in attendance.

Now, if only someone could just make a video for December 26 in which we learn all the different ways to say, "I'd like to return this."

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