Our man Glenn Beck is channeling his inner John Wayne. He's bought a ranch in Texas!

The NEW YORK POST's PAGE SIX gossip column reports that PREMIERE RADIO NETWORKS' GLENN BECK is following through on his move to TEXAS, purchasing a ranch in BOSQUE COUNTY, near FORT WORTH

The POST's characterization of BOSQUE COUNTY as a "backwater" drew derision from the DALLAS MORNING NEWS' BRUCE TOMASO, who joked that BECK will "saddle up his paint mare each morning at sunrise, pack some dried beef and corn-meal biscuits, and ride in from the backwater -- keeping a sharp eye peeled, of course, for rattlesnakes, stagecoach robbers and Comanche warriors."

Hey Mr. Tomaso, you forgot liberals!

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