Okay, we're just going to come right out and say it: this burglar doesn't stand a ghost of a chance.

Just in time for Halloween comes the funniest crime you'll probably come across this week proves that even the spirits want to get their hands on some spirits. It features a guy dressed up in a lame ghost costume, rummaging through an Anniston, Alabama liquor store.

Seriously, look at this fella -- he's about as scary as the Brady kids when they tried to sabotage the sale of their house.

Strangely, the ghost didn't steal anything and seemed content just to run through the store before disappearing, as any ghost would.

Police in town seem to be having some fun with this story. On its Facebook page, the department wrote, "Anyone with any information regarding this criminal from the spirit realm, please contact us. But send us am email or shoot us a call, contacting a medium to get to us won't work."

Our recommendation? Contact these guys.

[KCPQ]