We’ve all seen wacky ads on Craiglist, but this one may take the cake.

A man in Chico, California posted an ad looking for the cat he thinks he stole after a night of heavy drinking.

The man comes clean in his posting by explaining what happened:

If anyone is missing a cat name Django (pronounced Jango the D is silent) I stole him last night. Not on purpose, I was extremely intoxicated and thought he was just some random stray I was rescuing.”

Huh, and here we were thinking the worst thing you can do when you drink too much is wake up in a dumpster next to some guy named Cletus.