After drudging through the dirt and mud, I've found the best stuff currently for sale over on the Evansville Buy/Sell/Trade Facebook page. This has something for everyone. Without further ado, here is the Weird and Worst from Evansville Buy/Sell/Trade

WEIRD: Precious Moments Figurines

Nothing informs people that your house might be haunted quite like having miniature ceramic children on display. If your home isn't feeling as welcoming to poltergeists, decorating with these adorable ghost-summoners will do the trick. You get 4 of these knick-knacks for $50. Also, I really like the sellers willingness to meet anywhere in public. I'd very much like to purchase these and ask to buy them during a Jason Aldean concert or at an abandoned amusement park. I assume one of the stipulations of buying these is having to loudly scream "I'M BUYING PRECIOUS MOMENTS FIGURINES OFF OF FACEBOOK BUT I SWEAR MY LIFE IS WHERE I WANT IT TO BE!" in public.

WEIRD: Middle School Class Ring

Someone managed to lose their class ring from middle school and this Good Samaritan has found it! I have no idea why you'd want to remember the good times of middle school by buying a class ring, but that's apparently what Savannah did in 2003. I can only imagine the hell that Savannah is living in without her conversation starting middle school class rings. Maybe this ring is actually evil and needs to be thrown into a volcano in order to stop Sauron from giving an entire middle school summer school. Either way, Savannah, you should get your stuff back.

WORST: Dale Earnhardt Cardboard Cutout

Mmmmm, just take a second and drink that in. You can have Dale Earnhardt eerily staring at you from inside your home. Imagine coming home from work and being able to tell your new cardboard cutout all about how hard your day at the mill was. Normally, you'd tell your wife but she left you after you brought this cardboard abomination into your home. Luckily, you never have to get Dale a drink as he is forever holding an ice-cold Coca Cola, which is the best beverage to drink when undressing someone with your eyes. And let me tell you, Dale is going to need all the Coca-Cola because he is imaging you all kinds of naked. Also, props to the seller for putting this photo in some shadows in the garage. It's almost as if they know where this will end up in your home.