Comfy Carl — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Comfy Carl
Location: That poor woman’s lap.
Occupation: The world’s first cold-blooded, colorblind camouflage designer.
Hobbies: Chutes n’ Ladders tournaments, mouthbreathing, and taking up a very small amount of space on the subway.
6 Things He Can’t Live Without: Carl reported that he has everything he needs inside of his one-piece crochet jumpsuit. He declined our request for a list of the items inside, and quickly left the train.
Skills: Custom crochet. We don’t recommend calling it knitting, he’s got a bit of a temper.
His Motto: “Sweater? I hardly know her!”
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