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Indiana Parents Name Daughter Something Stupid-Awesome!

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Picking out a baby name can be tough, but one local family decided to go balls-to-the-wall and win the baby-naming contest forever!

I have no idea how Jessica Duggins and Michael Wetmore, of Chandler, Ind. decided to name their daughter what they did, but we are all better for it. This is going to sound made up, but I assure you it’s real! Behold! The greatest baby name EVER!

Joshua Claybourn
Joshua Claybourn – Warrick News

HOLY MOLY! An actual human female baby is named AZDEXTRIA SUPREME DRAGONSLAYER. The girl has DRAGONSLAYER in her name. And you thought your parents had high expectations for you when they named you after your grandfather who worked on a railroad.

I assume this little girl will go through life and have absolutely no adverse effects of being named after what could be misinterpreted as a randomly generated World of Warcraft character. Not only is she a Dragonslayer, but she is a SUPREME Dragonslayer, which, if Taco Bell has taught me anything, means she has sour cream on her.

In all seriousness, if Chandler, Indiana is ever attacked by Sauron, we now have a protector! Also, if Jessica and/or Michael are reading this, congrats on having a kickass daughter, and although I poke fun, I’m very happy for you!

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