Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
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Nerd Out With the New Trailer for ‘The Hobbit’
Another trailer for 'The Hobbit' has graciously been released, and it's a full two-and-a-half minutes long. Don't worry, knowing Peter Jackson, there's plenty of movie left unspoiled.
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Mudd the Wonder Dog Versus the Trampoline
We can't tell if Mudd the dog loves the trampoline or really hates it. On the one hand, he's barking at it like he can't stand it. On the other hand, SOMERSAULTS!!
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‘Up’-Themed Birthday Party Is Whimsically Adorable
It's really the little things that make Carl from the Pixar movie 'Up' the perfect party costume -- the tennis balls on that PVC pipe walker are not only functional, they're also accurate. Okay, *technically* the tennis balls should be on a cane, but what are you going to do, fill a kid up on cake then give him essentially a big stick to swing around? That's a surefire way to ruin the cutest party ever.
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Reveals Ninja Skills in ‘SNL’ Promos
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is hosting 'Saturday Night Live' for the second time this Saturday, and you should probably tune in -- he's planning on cutting himself in half onstage, so it might be the last time you ever get to see him do anything, which is a shame because we *just* found out that he is also a ninja
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Tiny Pug Sings Batman Theme Song
Holy Barking Dog! This pug barks the word "Batman," so his genius owners decided to record it and play it along with the original TV theme music.Naturally. What else would you do?
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The 9 Most Ridiculous ‘Gangnam Style’ Parodies on the Internet
Well, this thing has clearly gotten out of hand. There have been so many parodies, covers, remixes and tributes to 'Gangnam Style,' that we thought we'd save you all some time and find the most ridiculous ones we could. Hitler, Gandalf and Taiwanese students who didn't study hard enough all make the list, as well as hot moms and so many other absurdities that we may as well cut right to it.
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Mr. Wizard Is Back and Jerkier Than Ever
PBS mainstay 'Mr. Wizard' was so crotchety back in the day that comedy writers Mike Schuster and Diane Bullock had to make two videos just to contain all of his hilarious put-downs and snide remarks directed towards his young sidekicks. (You can watch the first Mr. Wizard supercut here.).
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Terrible Reporter Makes Baby Cry
"Way to go, Dan. Way to make a baby boy cry on live television." Yeah, good job Dan. We especially like how once the baby starts to cry his impulse is to run awaaaaaayy, and then later to cheer the crying kid up with a bit of song and dance.
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Armless Girl Demonstrates How She Gets Dressed
YouTuber Tisha UnArmed was born without arms, and now she makes videos to answer the questions everybody probably wonders but is too afraid to ask. Like "how do you shower," "can you make a sandwich," and 'why don't you have arms?' In this video, she shows how she gets dressed in the morning, and it frankly is amazing
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Best Twitter Reactions to the New iPhone 5
So Apple is releasing a new iPhone (again). It's thinner, lighter, bigger and faster. It comes with headphones that might actually fit your ears. It fits in your hand. It also possesses the ability to explode the Twitterverse. Here's what people are saying.